Thursday, February 3, 2011

Keep your pimp hand strong





Just like this kid, you gotta keep your bitches within arm's reach at all times.  Discipline should be swift and firm, as just like dogs, women can sense fear and will turn on you and gobble you up at the first sight of it.

Keep your pimp hands strong brothers, keep your pimp hands strong.
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81 comments:

  1. noogFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:09 AM

    it's those damn shorts... they're magnificent...

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  2. PvtCarlinFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    ROFL, so much win in this post, and yet so much truth. Supporting

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  3. cooperlifeFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    damn, check out that ride. The Red Wagon gets you all the bitches in town.

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  4. rickyshaFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    hahaha this is hilarious. A true mack daddy indeed.

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  5. Christopher HellaFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Rofl.. very nice blog.. followed. gonna get good lulz from this one.

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  6. StyronFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    The slick hair makes it complete

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  7. BlogTrollFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    yeah bros need to stand up for themselves!

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  8. metalpark_73189February 4, 2011 at 1:27 AM

    Epic pic is so EPIC :')

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  9. Alexander StarkFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    That's why I took up tennis, to improve my back-hand bitchslapping.

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  10. PMG ChecKFebruary 5, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Yea those kids know what's up

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  11. RagingPandaFebruary 5, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    DAMN! Wish my ride was as pimp as that red wagon lol

    Nice blog. followed.

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  12. Kara BlahdyFebruary 5, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Big Pimpin'

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  13. VrithFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Nice pic xD

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  14. OxyGuitarFebruary 5, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    I became a brown belt in karate (1 level under black belt) for the sole reason of strengthening my pimp hand.

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  15. chowderpFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    I want to grow up to be just like Tom..oh wait

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    keep it strong tom


    following

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  17. jimmy1811February 5, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    yeah.. tom is the man xD

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  18. Obi-wan MikenobiFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Love the blog, Man.

    I see I'm not alone in my hatred of the ladyfolk.

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  19. floorFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    oh god this blog wins

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  20. WaaaoiFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    HAHA. This blog is great dude. Get them bitches back to the kitchen!

    followed!

    musicnewslife.blogspot.com

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  21. dubmixtFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    two words RED WAGON!!!

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  22. RankulusFebruary 6, 2011 at 3:49 AM

    So maybe I could learn a thing or two from Tom...

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  23. my day in a sentenceFebruary 6, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    :D
    This blog makes me lol so hard!!! :D
    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  24. James Bo Janglez, Esq.February 6, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    fuck bitches, get money.

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  25. MVHolcombFebruary 6, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    as an old sexist I approve of what you are doing here. Thanks

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  26. Kai DrakkenFebruary 6, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Oh man, your blog is hilarious.

    Check me out at:
    http://brassdragons.blogspot.com/

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    I laughed pretty hard.

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  28. I'm A VikingFebruary 7, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    This is 10 types of win.

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  29. AlopixFebruary 7, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Ahahah funny!

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  30. oneginFebruary 7, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    oh Good lord, gave them hos striped shirt, hoes loves striped shirts

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  31. thatredmageFebruary 7, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Roundin up them ho's with the wagon.

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  32. Pro DishwasherFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Tom fucked my shit up one time cause he saw me holding a girl's hand instead of beating the fuck out of her

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  33. SamFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Nice Picture! I lol'd

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Tom is truly a mac haha good picture

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  35. YouKnowMeFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    His cart be full of ching ching
    His neck be covered in bling bling

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  36. kennanjones69February 7, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    I'm working on my pimp hand right now.
    Thanks for the killer advice.

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  37. AndrewFebruary 7, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    lolwut. i keep my bitches on a leash

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  38. Game ReviewerFebruary 7, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    lmao funny pic, keep it PIMP Tom...

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  39. shadiFebruary 8, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    i hate anybody catch my hand
    nice blog

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  40. bbmike15February 8, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    my new favorite blog!

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  41. The Timely RegentFebruary 8, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Oh god, that made my day. Followed.

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  42. Psychedelica EmphaticaFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    lol i love the picture. I may not agree with your views on women, good sir, but I shall defend to my death your right to say them.

    Followd.

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  43. TeakayFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    amen man, amen

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  44. EPIC NEWSFebruary 9, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    lmfao word

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  45. MeisefelixFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    thats THE blog i was looking for since years :)

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  46. yossarianFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    haha i love pictures like these. this blog is pretty awesome.

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  47. About time!February 9, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    EVERY DAY

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  48. rocknrollcrazyFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    i used to have that poster in my room back in high school, nice lol

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  49. Gaming DayFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Funniest blog ever haha, keep up these posts very entertaining!

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  50. RobbiesBlogFebruary 9, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    man i love this blog, supporting you man

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  51. AngryPenguinssFebruary 9, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    So funny ahaha

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  52. FunnyCraigsFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    Hahaha keep those posts coming!

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  53. jopjopjopFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:03 AM

    ahaha awesome blog, love it

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  54. ScottDFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    keep your pimp hand strong lol

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  55. ImMattFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    I fuckin lol'd.

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  56. Johnny DramaFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Haha awesome, every time i come here i end up laughing. Keep up the good work.

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  57. Doc_WafflesFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    He really struts that red wagon.

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  58. The GovernorFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    HA! HA!

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  59. Lance PowersFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    now thats what i call a pimp. haha :D

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  60. The GameFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Youre right, i mean...
    someone has to be near to make you a sandwich bro

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  61. CiriisFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    Loving it, LOL

    Following for more content.

    http://ciriistechnews.blogspot.com/

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  62. lloyd redgraveFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Hilarious satire lmao!!

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  63. Quasar greenFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    true dat

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  64. JoshFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    An true man of our time.

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  65. Public ConfessionsFebruary 11, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    will do sir


    ! come support yourself at -> Motivational confessions

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  66. KazonFebruary 13, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Kinda Maddox :D

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  67. CoNgL3February 13, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    ahahahah

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  68. Joe SomebodyFebruary 13, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    Where is my Juice Box!! This was great.

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  69. Anny SmithFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    lolz

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  70. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    talk about changing something cute to dirty.Good job!

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  71. Ashton ChaseFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    fuck bitches get money

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  72. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    That's right! Start young!

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  73. pete jonesFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    lol awesome

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  74. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    Well, at least SOMEONE out there understands us (;

    Following.

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  75. MeFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    but hes not black?

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  76. doingitwrongFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    lmao funny blog niche, i dig the picture as well.

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  77. [Satans_Taco]February 23, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    Vampires and ballsacks, dawg.

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  78. LoneIslanderFebruary 23, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    BLAM!

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  79. M. PaynesdownMarch 8, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Lol noted!

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  80. D22 ZoneMarch 9, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Good blog! Like it

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  81. Gamer_BlakeMarch 9, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    nice pic, heh

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