Thursday, February 3, 2011

Keep your pimp hand strong





Just like this kid, you gotta keep your bitches within arm's reach at all times.  Discipline should be swift and firm, as just like dogs, women can sense fear and will turn on you and gobble you up at the first sight of it.

Keep your pimp hands strong brothers, keep your pimp hands strong.

82 comments:

  1. it's those damn shorts... they're magnificent...

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  2. ROFL, so much win in this post, and yet so much truth. Supporting

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  3. damn, check out that ride. The Red Wagon gets you all the bitches in town.

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  4. hahaha this is hilarious. A true mack daddy indeed.

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  5. Rofl.. very nice blog.. followed. gonna get good lulz from this one.

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  6. The slick hair makes it complete

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  7. yeah bros need to stand up for themselves!

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  8. That's why I took up tennis, to improve my back-hand bitchslapping.

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  9. DAMN! Wish my ride was as pimp as that red wagon lol

    Nice blog. followed.

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  10. I became a brown belt in karate (1 level under black belt) for the sole reason of strengthening my pimp hand.

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  11. I want to grow up to be just like Tom..oh wait

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  12. Love the blog, Man.

    I see I'm not alone in my hatred of the ladyfolk.

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  13. HAHA. This blog is great dude. Get them bitches back to the kitchen!

    followed!

    musicnewslife.blogspot.com

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  14. So maybe I could learn a thing or two from Tom...

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  15. :D
    This blog makes me lol so hard!!! :D
    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  16. as an old sexist I approve of what you are doing here. Thanks

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  17. Oh man, your blog is hilarious.

    Check me out at:
    http://brassdragons.blogspot.com/

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  18. oh Good lord, gave them hos striped shirt, hoes loves striped shirts

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  19. Roundin up them ho's with the wagon.

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  20. Tom fucked my shit up one time cause he saw me holding a girl's hand instead of beating the fuck out of her

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  21. Tom is truly a mac haha good picture

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  22. His cart be full of ching ching
    His neck be covered in bling bling

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  23. I'm working on my pimp hand right now.
    Thanks for the killer advice.

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  24. lolwut. i keep my bitches on a leash

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  25. lmao funny pic, keep it PIMP Tom...

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  26. i hate anybody catch my hand
    nice blog

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  27. lol i love the picture. I may not agree with your views on women, good sir, but I shall defend to my death your right to say them.

    Followd.

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  28. thats THE blog i was looking for since years :)

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  29. haha i love pictures like these. this blog is pretty awesome.

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  30. i used to have that poster in my room back in high school, nice lol

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  31. Funniest blog ever haha, keep up these posts very entertaining!

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  32. man i love this blog, supporting you man

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  33. Haha awesome, every time i come here i end up laughing. Keep up the good work.

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  34. now thats what i call a pimp. haha :D

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  35. Youre right, i mean...
    someone has to be near to make you a sandwich bro

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  36. Loving it, LOL

    Following for more content.

    http://ciriistechnews.blogspot.com/

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  37. Where is my Juice Box!! This was great.

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  38. talk about changing something cute to dirty.Good job!

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  39. Well, at least SOMEONE out there understands us (;

    Following.

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  40. lmao funny blog niche, i dig the picture as well.

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